Made some chili yesterday. This of course means that I need crackers. To be more specific, I needed some Saltines. At the grocery, there were Original, Reduced Salt (why get Saltines and not want all the salt?), Multi Grain and Fat Free.
You know what's missing? Extra Salt Saltines. That's right, I want more salt. I'm healthy. My blood pressure is low. I want more salt baked into my Saltines. But I'm not even given the option. This is crap.
Everyday, we're bombarded with 50% less fat products, extra lean ground beef, and turkey bacon. I think it's part of the weakening of America. You know when America was the strongest? When we ate bacon everyday for breakfast and men died at the age of 60 from heart attacks. We knew that life was short and we had to kick some butt before it was all over.
Now we have fat free Half 'N Half. How the hell do you have fat free cream? That's not even possible. Lets get back to unhealthy foods and some self discipline. And give me more salt.
Monday, December 12, 2011
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Bacon Makes Everything Better
It's true.
You're getting hungry just looking at it.
I think that might be the whole problem with the Middle East. Neither side eats bacon.
If the two sides could get together and have a major shift in their ideologies that allowed them to eat pork, everybody could get along. They could get together for bacon & eggs every morning and discuss the whole West Bank withdrawal issue. I think it would work.
Friday, December 2, 2011
Chocolate Milk and Lingerie Football
I love milk. Whole milk, 2%, skim... it doesn't matter. When I was in high school, I drank 5 gallons a week by myself. I've had to slow down as I've gotten older (for calories sake) but I still drink it regularly.
One thing I could never stand was chocolate milk. Don't know why. I think it's just an abomination of something that is so good and pure that it needs no enhancer. It's like taking Jaeger and putting anything else in it to make a "bomb" of some sort. (That's a whole other subject about the pacification of America). I love milk. I love chocolate. There's just no need for them to be combined.
That brings me to this...chocolate milk is like lingerie football. Football is great at all levels. There's no need for a gimmick (see XFL). Just go out there and have people smash into each other. It's great to play, watch in person or on the TV. But someone got greedy and said, "Hey, lets really throw a wrench into football to bring it down a notch." A sexy notch but still in the downward direction.
I like to see hot, athletic women wear lingerie. I just don't want to see them play football. Keep football and milk pure America. Leave this gimmicky stuff for third world nations.
That is all. Move along people. Nothing to see here.
One thing I could never stand was chocolate milk. Don't know why. I think it's just an abomination of something that is so good and pure that it needs no enhancer. It's like taking Jaeger and putting anything else in it to make a "bomb" of some sort. (That's a whole other subject about the pacification of America). I love milk. I love chocolate. There's just no need for them to be combined.
That brings me to this...chocolate milk is like lingerie football. Football is great at all levels. There's no need for a gimmick (see XFL). Just go out there and have people smash into each other. It's great to play, watch in person or on the TV. But someone got greedy and said, "Hey, lets really throw a wrench into football to bring it down a notch." A sexy notch but still in the downward direction.
I like to see hot, athletic women wear lingerie. I just don't want to see them play football. Keep football and milk pure America. Leave this gimmicky stuff for third world nations.
That is all. Move along people. Nothing to see here.
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