Made some chili yesterday. This of course means that I need crackers. To be more specific, I needed some Saltines. At the grocery, there were Original, Reduced Salt (why get Saltines and not want all the salt?), Multi Grain and Fat Free.
You know what's missing? Extra Salt Saltines. That's right, I want more salt. I'm healthy. My blood pressure is low. I want more salt baked into my Saltines. But I'm not even given the option. This is crap.
Everyday, we're bombarded with 50% less fat products, extra lean ground beef, and turkey bacon. I think it's part of the weakening of America. You know when America was the strongest? When we ate bacon everyday for breakfast and men died at the age of 60 from heart attacks. We knew that life was short and we had to kick some butt before it was all over.
Now we have fat free Half 'N Half. How the hell do you have fat free cream? That's not even possible. Lets get back to unhealthy foods and some self discipline. And give me more salt.
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