I love milk. Whole milk, 2%, skim... it doesn't matter. When I was in high school, I drank 5 gallons a week by myself. I've had to slow down as I've gotten older (for calories sake) but I still drink it regularly.
One thing I could never stand was chocolate milk. Don't know why. I think it's just an abomination of something that is so good and pure that it needs no enhancer. It's like taking Jaeger and putting anything else in it to make a "bomb" of some sort. (That's a whole other subject about the pacification of America). I love milk. I love chocolate. There's just no need for them to be combined.
That brings me to this...chocolate milk is like lingerie football. Football is great at all levels. There's no need for a gimmick (see XFL). Just go out there and have people smash into each other. It's great to play, watch in person or on the TV. But someone got greedy and said, "Hey, lets really throw a wrench into football to bring it down a notch." A sexy notch but still in the downward direction.
I like to see hot, athletic women wear lingerie. I just don't want to see them play football. Keep football and milk pure America. Leave this gimmicky stuff for third world nations.
That is all. Move along people. Nothing to see here.
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